Wednesday, 06 June, 2007

Post by Aunty Mavis

So many people hate getting into a cold bed and nestling up to no one. I have always found solace in my hot water bottle at this time of the year. But a tip, donít fill it with water instead fill it with porridge. Not only does it keep you warm, its breakfast in bed in the morning. For those of you who find it difficult getting up in these cold mornings why not create a jacket made out of electric blankets. Sew a few blankets together to create a trendy yet somewhat dishevelled street look. When you go out just plug your electric blanket jacket into a socket and feel the warmth. Now if you are still running out of time in the morning, why not spread toothpaste on some dry toast for a healthy breakfast on the run. Not only does it stop those mid morning cravings it cleans your teeth at the same time.

I never understand why so many of you rug up and then wear thongs on your feet. Didn't your grandmothers ever tell you to keep your extremities warm? Well this Aunt is telling you, wear some proper shoes and avoid getting a cold. And if you do get a cold, we all love a little Vicks rubbed on our chests at night, I will come over and do it personally if you like!

Always Yours,


Aunty Mavis


www.myspace.com/auntymavis

 

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me said...

nice

Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 | 1:01


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